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Robert & Linda Archetto 1620 Dundee Road Suite 3
Owners, Operators, P.O. Box 1631
Editors Publishers, Dundee, Florida 33838
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Do you like to laugh? Do you like good jokes? Welcome to our world, the world of the Orange Peel Gazette. Some people say we could possibly be the most popular publication in America and surly attract national advertisers. But until then, as we enter our 14th year entertaining central Florida, we’re just as happy to keep the thousands and thousands of our Orange Peel Gazette readers smiling, giggling, laughing and carrying on.

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Jokes

Graduation Test - It's graduation day, and everybody's going to get their diploma but Jon. At the assembly, the entire senior class stands up and shouts "Let Jon graduate, let Jon graduate!" The principal agrees to give Jon one last chance. "If I have five apples in my right hand and five in my left hand, Jon, how many apples do I have?" he asked. Jon thought long and hard and then said: "Ten." And the entire senior class stood up and shouted "Give Jon another chance. Give Jon another chance!"